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Swiped from :iconninjazombie5692:

1. Go to Urbandictionary.com and type in your name.
2. Post the first definition (NO MATTER WHAT IT SAYS) in your journal.

1.Name: James

2. Definition: Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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Swiped from :iconshinyheels:

Who actually reads my journals?
Let's see who reads this entirely... leave me a one word comment that best describes me, using the SECOND letter of your FIRST name. It can only be ONE word. Then copy and paste this to your journal so I can leave a word about you. Don't just PUT a word and NOT copy, that's no fun. This should prove to be interesting or make my day.
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i was tagged by :iconshinyheels:

1->You must post these rules (VERY Important )
2->Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3->Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4->You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5->Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6->No tag backs
7->No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people

Ten things about me:
1. I like to keep to myself.  I could be a hermit and not be bothered in the slightest.
2. My hobby recently became my job.  After going so long bouncing from job to job.
3. I have a thing for women in hosiery.  What, you already knew that?
4. I will be divorced on the last day of this month.  Mid next month would have been our 6th anniversary.  I almost wanted to hold off on the divorce until the day we were married so they could both fall on the same day.  lmao~
5. I had horrible grades in high school, and never finished.  I got my GED instead.  In collage, I had a 4.0 GPA while I was attending.  I guess the difference is the choice in going.
6. I learn things for the fun of it.
7. I never have, and still do not, know what I want to do when I grow up.  I've never found something that I was so interested in that I had to learn everything about it.  And it's kind of sad.
8. I purposely don't go out and make friends.  There's no reason in particular, I've just never felt a need to do so.
9. I really only draw when I get bored.  I can't say I'm passionate about it, I just think it's fun enough to pass the time with.
10. I'm 30, and I still feel like a kid.  I don't see that changing any time soon.

10 questions for the Tagged to answer:

1. I don't know the date, but I commented on one of your leg pics.  Go figure. =P  (What was the first time we met here?)
2. My original reason was to look at pics when bored, and post my own when I got bored enough to make any. (what was the main reason to you,to come here on DA?)
3. I live in the state I was born in, though I've moved a lot and have lived outside of it.  I'm sure I will move out of it again, too. (Do you live in the  state or country where you were born in?)
4. The legs.  lol~ (If you look at my gallery what's the first thing you notice?)
5. I cannot remember ever having a dream job like most kids.  I've never "known" what I wanted to do when I grew up. (what was your dream job when you where little?and do you have it now?)
6. It really depends.  I usually just get quiet and try to stay to myself until I cool off. (How do you act when you are angry?)
7. Just say hi, as always. =) (What is the thing i can do here to cheer you up?)
8. You liked my drawing. ;P  j/k (What is the funniest thing i have said to you?)
9. Nope. (Do you collect something?)
10. Definitely a night person. (Are you a morning or a night person?)
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It really annoying when people randomly add shit to their favorites in hopes that people will check out their gallery.  I don't even look at their gallery first anymore...  When I upload something and immediately get faves on it, I check out their faves to see if they are randomly adding.  When it's on the 5th or 6th page, and I had just submitted the damn thing, I know it's random and just leave...  Those people don't deserve to have their crap looked at.  They are like spammers.  I think I'm going to start posting a comment on their profile, "You spammed me with a random fave, so here's some spam for you."
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Don't mean to write one and replace it so soon (though feel free to still leave comments for the old one, as I'll still be doing it), but I seen this on :iconrabbitheartolivia:'s profile and had to copy it.

start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number you have the more you've done! after you are done.

100%

(x)Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(X) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn. (why would anyone buy porn??? we have internet for a reason!) <----------- Not at the age I bought it in...
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.  <---------------------- Not for public viewing....
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.
(x) Made Out.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun.
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.
( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(X) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
(x) Been to a motocross race.
(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.
(x) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
(x) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
(x) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a wh***.
( ) Danced like a wh***.
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%  Of course, once you answer that you've had sex, you are a 0% virgin anyway... ;P
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